"I Don't Wanna Be an Asshole Anymore" by The Menzingers

Tuning: Eb (E flat)

Intro Riff: One of you guys can figure this out and add it here

Intro Chords: Eb Ab G F (repeat 4 times)

Verse 1:

             Eb                    Ab   
        Last Friday night I wasn't me
                      Cm              Ab
        I was a still life trapped in eternity
                  Eb                  Ab                 Bb
        I was the focal point; out of focus, out of ink

            Eb                  Ab                  Cm             Ab
        And I've been wandering nightly through the garden of your heartache
               Eb                    Ab                     Bb 
        Always making a mess, always stumbling out the door


Pre-Chorus 1:
         Ab  (strum once, let ring)
           But I don't wanna be an asshole anymore


Chorus 1: 
        Eb        Bb       Cm                       Ab
        Whoooaa---oohhhh---ohhh Baby, maybe I'll be good to you
        Eb        Bb       Cm                       Ab       
        Whoooaa---oohhhh---ohhh I don't wanna be an asshole anymore
        Eb        Bb       Cm                       Ab
        Whoooaa---oohhhh---ohhh Baby, maybe I'll be good to you 
        Eb Ab G F                                Eb Ab G F   
                Baby, maybe I'll be good to youuuu


Verse 2:
                Eb                  Ab   
        Another night, I devour the sun
               Cm                        Ab
        Plunge myself into the depths of oblivion 
             Eb                              Ab               Bb
        Yeah somewhere along the way I found wine  feels damn good just to bleed sometimes

                   Eb                        Ab (staccato)   Cm           Ab
        All I ever wanted was to make things right  Years of idleness and spite

                  Eb             Ab                            Bb 
        I push my emotions off a bridge, I've been taking them hostage with a shotgun


Pre-Chorus 2:
                Ab  (let ring)
        Now I'm somewhere treading water, 
                  Ab                               Ab (PM'd)
        Somewhere lost inside the man that I'm not
        silence (rest)
        But I don't wanna be an asshole anymore


Chorus 2: 
        Eb        Bb       Cm                       Ab
        Whoooaa---oohhhh---ohhh Baby, maybe I'll be good to you
        Eb        Bb       Cm                       Ab       
        Whoooaa---oohhhh---ohhh I don't wanna be an asshole anymore
        Eb        Bb       Cm                       Ab          
        Whoooaa---oohhhh---ohhh Baby, maybe I'll be good to you, I'll be good to you, I'll be good, I'll be 
                                 Ab  G  F  Eb
        good, I'll be gooooodddd

Outro:
Eb      Ab  G  F (intro pattern)
I won't lie no more about where I've been and
Eb      Ab  G  F
I won't pry no more over the people that you're hanging with

Cm              Eb                Ab                   Bb
You're the only lover that I ever missed and have been hopelessly in love with

Eb           Ab  G     F 
Look at this tangle of thorns I don't wanna be an asshole anymore

Eb  Ab G F
         Yeah, I don't wanna be an asshole anymore
Eb  Ab G F
         Oh no, no, no
Ab  G F Eb